Status Update

My humans have banned me from the kitchen. All because of meal prepping so while they get chicken, I have been banished to the basement. The chef was like,’”Get out of my kitchen Champ! I am trying to cook!” And I was all“First of all this is my kitchen” But before I could finish that thought, I was banished to the basement with Mouse who smells like litter. I was able to make a quick escape when the little boy opened the door. I dashed up stairs! Eat my litter Mouse. So I was able to get to kitchen and put my face in the chicken dish. But I bet you know how that turned out considering the fact that I’m back in the basement with Mouse.