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My humans have banned me from the kitchen. All because of meal prepping so while they get chicken, I have been banished to the basement. The chef was like,’”Get out of my kitchen Champ! I am trying to cook!” And I was all“First of all this is my kitchen” But before I could finish that thought, I was banished to the basement with Mouse who smells like litter. I was able to make a quick escape when the little boy opened the door. I dashed up stairs! Eat my litter Mouse. So I was able to get to kitchen and put my face in the chicken dish. But I bet you know how that turned out considering the fact that I’m back in the basement with Mouse.

I am not a Sass

Lately my humans have been saying,’’oh Champ stop with the attitude you are so sassy.” But that is so not true. I think they now are taking it out on the cooking privileges because I always help mom cook dinner and last 2 nights that did not happen. I am not sassy. (Here’s a picture of me and mouse)

cabinet cat

I have got a new talent I have been working on in quarantine. I now can jump on the fridge and open the top shelf to the beautiful tortilla chips! But the humans always stop me before I can eat them. Dang it! I also learned how to hop into the pantry and hang out with human food. If any of you have any snake suggestions please let me know because I love food.

Guess what I’m Back!

You guys I have a lot of news for you. I have not been blogging lately. And I am so sorry but I got lazy and the owners are home in lockdown so it is way harder to steal the laptop. But I have big news I lost my one white whisker! I can not believe it. But we are still going to call myself the one white whisker kitten because it will grow back (I hope!). But I will have new adventures coming soon! (So stay tuned!)


Meet the Author

My name is Champ. I am a rescue kitten from Bellevue, Nebraska. I have a sister named Mouse and we are almost identical, but I am unique for my one white whisker. My favorite hobbies include eating human food and sitting on the counters. My blog will include stories and adventures from around the home. From Mouse and I fighting to messing with the owners.

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